bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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