im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize
