I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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