...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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