After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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