they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You almost got us killed.
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