I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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