what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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