I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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