I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
This is the prime rib incident all over again
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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