Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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