i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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