I like to think it a success when the cops are called
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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