fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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