Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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