Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
You smell like stripper and shame
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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