Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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