The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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