I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
