what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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