Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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