No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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