Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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