I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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