if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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