zippers are such a cool invention
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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