she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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