Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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