me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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