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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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