Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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