Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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