It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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