windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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