That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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