She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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