I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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