At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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