Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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