none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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