You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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