We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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