I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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