Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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