Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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