sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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