woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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