Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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