Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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