Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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