i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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