i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize