Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
