I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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