the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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